What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

Why am I single?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

Did sharing a wife turn out okay?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”